By Username - 16/04/2011 08:39 - United States

Today, I went on my first official date I've been on since my divorce. Things were going great until he ordered his fourth 32oz beer; he got hammered and became a horny octopus. Oh, and he farted whiled trying to give me a goodnight kiss. FML
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xx_Sarah_xxxxx 6

horny octopus, really?? well things can only get better.....

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Adnelson20 2

What a light weight, it'd have taken me at least 8 of those before I farted on you. Ditch the zero.

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bubo_fml 10

That's nothing...My ex-wife bragged to me about her 1st date. She ended up getting corn holed in a parking garage...while we were still married...

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dawn4554 0

lol wow my bf does tht when we kiss... he does it on purpose.

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Jordyn345 4

Horny octopus? Wat the hell is that?

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newmandotcom 6

No matter how much I drink, I've never turned into a horny octopus.....

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Anyb0dyTh 8

This is exactly why I will do my best to never get divorced. :( Good luck, hope you find someone nice tho. Keep looking :)

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