Work: Today, I went from "high-fiving-random-strangers"-happy to" I-will-punch-anyone-who-disturbs-me"-sad...

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 14:47

Today, I went from "high-fiving-random-strangers"-happy to" I-will-punch-anyone-who-disturbs-me"-sad in the time it took me to read one e-mail from my boss. FML

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