Today, I went for a jog. I had stopped at an intersection to let a car go by. The car stopped and the driver waved me on, so I started jogging again. After a few steps, I feel a sharp pain in my side, then wake up in the hospital. The driver 'accidentally' hit the gas. FML
I_Hate_Cars tells us more.
To all, thanks for your concern. Don't worry, I'm fine, it was just a bad concussion when I hit the ground that knocked me out. I hope I don't disappoint anybody, but I am not going to sue. A few years in jail ought to be enough for the driver- it was a drunk. Luckily, there was a black and white across the street and got the driver in time. Again, thank you all for your concerns.
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SwimKid 0
i hear a lawsuit on your hands
RockstaR91 0
that sucks, I hope it wasn't a dodge..
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wowfmlife 0
#69 It really wasn't that funny...
Otium_fml 3
Ouch... That sucks, are you okey?
acertijo 0
damn :/ I feel the same as #74! :O
Uzumaki_fml 0
You always roll into the car to offset force coming to you. Every runner knows that. YDI.
versammlung 0
I imagine being hit by a car would induce more than 'a sharp pain in your side'...
basketballbabee 0
That's messed up...? wtf!
Slickus 0
How do you accidentally hit the gas after youre foot was already on the brake? I call BS on that one. time to get some money off of that!
samus129 0
you would only feel pain for a few seconds because you go into shock. i don't know about this car but mine goes from 0-60 in around 2 seconds if i stomp the gas so even if it wasn't far u can still get some good force and some cross walks have the car a little distance away so he could have had room to get up to an ok speed because it dosnt take much to hurt someone.
retro_squares 0
#39 = ROFL!
rukusrazor 0
Well, you should 'accidentally' all the way to the bank.