Today, I went for a jog. I had stopped at an intersection to let a car go by. The car stopped and the driver waved me on, so I started jogging again. After a few steps, I feel a sharp pain in my side, then wake up in the hospital. The driver 'accidentally' hit the gas. FML
I_Hate_Cars tells us more.
To all, thanks for your concern. Don't worry, I'm fine, it was just a bad concussion when I hit the ground that knocked me out. I hope I don't disappoint anybody, but I am not going to sue. A few years in jail ought to be enough for the driver- it was a drunk. Luckily, there was a black and white across the street and got the driver in time. Again, thank you all for your concerns.
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SwimKid 0
i hear a lawsuit on your hands
RockstaR91 0
that sucks, I hope it wasn't a dodge..
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nametags 0
I'm with the sea of people saying to sue. That was ****** up and unless they're a new driver I don't see how this could have been an accident
knitbitch 0
Get well soon!
jazminbliss 2
#53, how could they have gotten the persons plate number? They were knocked unconcious. I hope they stayed around to give the info and felt bad enough to pay your bills, if they didnt, sue the jerkoff.
wowfmlife 0
FAKE! Seems fake to me. If a car is at a complete stop and you are right in front of it, there's no way it has enough time to speed up enough to knock you out.*
McCannCanTriple 0
Unless the fall was enough to make them stumble backwards and hit thier head on pavement. People are damn fragile.
isthisminh 0
did your shoes fly off ?
hahaha6 0
lol # 60 I take it Dane Cook also was going through head when you read this?
Scorpi3 0
dude that sucks!! are you alright?
sLap_fml 0
i hope you are okay!
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
Driver shouldn't be on the road if they make accidents like that. Sue them.