Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
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puffingdragons 0
Sounds like something off a nickelodeon/Disney T.V. Show. And if its true, I've always wondered how guys ask out a girl they supposedly like and are embarrassed to be seen with them in public.
ohreally123 0
He's probably just shy and doesn't want everyone to know just yet. I mean, he was walking down the hall with you, so it's not like he's uncomfortable with being around you in public.
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Comments (104)
ja38685 0
Listen, I'm a guy who was in your same situation. GET OUT. It's not a relationship, he's just too much of a pussy to "hurt your feelings" by breaking it off himself. The emotional scarring from staying in that kind of relationship lasts a long time the longer you stay in it. So yeah, FYL, but move on for your own sake.
Vehicle 1
It sounds like my ex-boyfriend! Mind you, there's a reason he's my EX-boyfriend!
dcapp 0
breaaakk uppppp listen to #65 and how long have you been going out that no one in your school knows about it?? people are real fast to find out who's going out or even hooking up
nyletak 0
Dump his ass.
maiden_girl 5
What an asshole! You should dump him!
megsor 0
same thing happened to me, lol
swagmonkey 0
Asshole. Dump him, if you haven't already. If he actually is glad you're going out, it must be just for sex or some such -- otherwise, he'd be fine with other people knowing. Or he's already dating someone else and doesn't want her to find out he's cheating.
tipple 0
That's a pretty hurtful and insensitive thing he did. You might want to talk to him about it first - he might just be confused, or it might just be that he doesn't like kissing in public or something. But if he doesn't want people to know you are dating, then it's highly likely that he's ashamed of you in some way. Even if that 's not the case, it's likely you'll be happier if you can find someone who is as happy for others to know you're dating as you are.
smileihtscuter 0
That's horrible. Dump his ass. A guy like that is definitely not worth your time!!
mimblewimble_fml 0
Dump him.