Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
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Top comments
puffingdragons 0
Sounds like something off a nickelodeon/Disney T.V. Show. And if its true, I've always wondered how guys ask out a girl they supposedly like and are embarrassed to be seen with them in public.
ohreally123 0
He's probably just shy and doesn't want everyone to know just yet. I mean, he was walking down the hall with you, so it's not like he's uncomfortable with being around you in public.
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Comments (104)
joyride 0
I hope you mean "my ex-boyfriend".
evilteriyaki301 0
Mmmm... I think PDA is kinda disgusting. He probably could've said that a lot nicer but I'm sure he didn't mean that in a really harsh way, otherwise I don't think he'd go out with you.
theoldGP 0
that sucksss. he's def using you #55 even if he thinks PDA is gross... he would be ok with people just knowing they are going out =/
cantth1nk0fnam3 3
this isn't an fml. he just doesn't want nosy people to be peering into his life. get over it
soozin 0
Agree with 8. This is usually the case at the start of a relationship (esp when you're younger), give it a month and if he still doesn't want it to become public, then you might want to do some investigating.
fcuk_fml 0
i hope you wrote the fml after you dumped him, because if you didn't you're an idiot and you deserve to be with that asshole.
lastyesterday 0
next time he is with his friends go up to him and say : my mom would like to know what you would like for supper tonight.
kabamitskelli 0
whatttt an asshole.
mattmag 0
It's possible that his parents forbid him from having a girlfriend or something. Especially if he's Muslim or Hindu. I've had quite a few friends need to hide their relationships for that reason. Apparently their parents practically disown them if they found out, so it seems natural to hide it.
erty228 0
dump him, dump him, DUMP HIM! what kind of ******* idiot does that!?