RipeFlame
Pompano Beach, United States
Today, I was walking with a female friend when suddenly, my ex-girlfriend comes running down the street and says, "So, you're cheating on me with this slut, huh?!" We've been separated for a decade now. FML
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Misshhh 23
Who else wants a follow up on this FML?
604 11
Does she know that?
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Comments (74)
PenguinBitch 44
She's also been following you around and seems to know where and when you'll be. Get a restraining order and I hope she didn't convince your current girlfriend.
bearstyle22 11
pop a smoke screen and run!
Brandi_Faith 34
Yes, it sounds like op needs to carry those smoke grenades for this very reason. Op: "oh Ya" *throws smoke grenade and runs off while the girls are left coughing and wondering what just happened* Sounds like something we should all carry.
purelymixed 17
Someone needs to find her some help
mct_1087 27
Really? 10 years and she's still a psycho? Get a restraining order.
martin8337 36
Some people just don't know how to move on.
UhHuhHoney 20
I honestly don't believe this FML post is legit...
abraybro 27
*cough* restraining order *cough*
Vestin 18
Frankly, I'm surprised the FML doesn't end with OP being single...
Arwen_Evenstar 37
As he was with a female friend, not a girlfriend, it wouldn't cause him to become single.
Vestin 18
#28: Woo, I guess reading comprehension has failed me on that one... On the flip side - that explains why he didn't immediately get accused of being a cheater and dumped ;P.
IceMan11 23
Sounds like she was trying to get you in the shit. Not knowing that you and the other girl are just friends.
CuteCammy 15
Dude get a restraining order.. Asap!!