By D - 09/09/2011 09:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML
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Same thing different taste

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iAmScrubs 19

Yes, I would've preferred it if was something more gentle that had taken me down as well. Maybe a turtle perhaps? Or a sloth?

davidisbeast 12

That sucks .... Maybe you should've told the cop

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Ydi for not mentioning that to the officer a soon as he got behind you...

sorry to break it to everyone, but this never happens. as a k9 handler for my local department I can tell you that we don't just send the k9s out on a "suspicious person". even suspects holding weapons get a couple verbal warnings, and when they do get bit they certainly don't post fmls. I think they're too busy getting stitches and such.

Maybe you should've thought what that would look like to him before you did it

Do u realize ur mother is drunk of course u have no recollection of telling her u like handcuffs!!!!!!

El_Drago87 0

Why the hell do you guys ALWAYS give thumbs down to the best comments? You ppl are retarded. You can't even give ONE decent thumb up.

Christianrules 1

This is why I don't like cops Just because someone is walking fast or looking suspicious you don't let your highly trained police K-9 loose on them.....