Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML
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Today, I was threatened with arrest for refusing to accept a citation for having a dog off leash in a park. It wasn’t my fucking dog! It was a very friendly stray that started following me on my morning walk. I tried to explain myself but the dog wouldn’t leave my side or stop barking at the cop. FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when a lady approached me, commented how beautiful she was, and asked to pet her. I obliged and next thing I knew I was pushed to the ground and maced. She made off with my dog. The police is unable to locate them. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman ran up to me and whacked me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
Today, I got pulled over by the cops for swerving a lot while driving. I tried to explain that my dog bit the back of my neck, but as soon as I opened my door to show him the bite marks and the dog, he ran out of the car. I still can't find him. FML
Today, I went for a walk. I was repeatedly barked at, and almost attacked, by nearly a dozen dogs. I have cynophobia from being nearly killed by violent untrained dogs on several occasions, so just hearing a dog bark gives me severe heart palpitations. I'm not kidding when I say I almost had a heart attack. FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Yes, I would've preferred it if was something more gentle that had taken me down as well. Maybe a turtle perhaps? Or a sloth?
davidisbeast 12
That sucks .... Maybe you should've told the cop
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Comments (181)
tstevenson 0
Bs story
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for not mentioning that to the officer a soon as he got behind you...
ohh_okai 0
sorry to break it to everyone, but this never happens. as a k9 handler for my local department I can tell you that we don't just send the k9s out on a "suspicious person". even suspects holding weapons get a couple verbal warnings, and when they do get bit they certainly don't post fmls. I think they're too busy getting stitches and such.
daffyyj 4
Police dogs won't do anything to you.
cinder2theblock 0
Maybe you should've thought what that would look like to him before you did it
aparent3576 0
Dumbass cop.
PandaPaws 0
Do u realize ur mother is drunk of course u have no recollection of telling her u like handcuffs!!!!!!
cdjock42 0
******* pigs man
El_Drago87 0
Why the hell do you guys ALWAYS give thumbs down to the best comments? You ppl are retarded. You can't even give ONE decent thumb up.
Christianrules 1
This is why I don't like cops Just because someone is walking fast or looking suspicious you don't let your highly trained police K-9 loose on them.....