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Today, I was told by my boss that I can't telecommute because I needed to, "maintain my presence for my team." I'm in the office, but my team is all offline. FML
acmariner99 tells us more.
acmariner99 25
OP here, this actually got published ... anyway, to clarify, my team tends to telecommute on Fridays (including me) so I asked to ensure I could (as a courtesy). He said no, and only a couple people were in the office. But, I did talk to him and he thought it was Thursday and that the request was therefore odd. He apologized for making me come in to the office and we are all good!
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swervelol 28
I am confused? This FML needs more detail. It sounds as if your boss wants you to physically communicate with your team instead of over the computer, and in that scenario them being all offline wouldn't really matter. But if your team is not in the office with you or works somewhere else there may be a problem? In this context this FML doesn't make a lot of sense.
RichardPencil 32
Do you mean "off-site?" Hey, someone's got to be in the office to listen to the boss's boring stories and smell his farts.
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jbuckets_404 39
Your team is "offline?" As in they're not even telecommuting to begin with i.e., not working from home?
swervelol 28
I am confused? This FML needs more detail. It sounds as if your boss wants you to physically communicate with your team instead of over the computer, and in that scenario them being all offline wouldn't really matter. But if your team is not in the office with you or works somewhere else there may be a problem? In this context this FML doesn't make a lot of sense.
RichardPencil 32
Do you mean "off-site?" Hey, someone's got to be in the office to listen to the boss's boring stories and smell his farts.
zeffra13 31
OP appears to be saying all his team telecommutes, so he asked his boss if he could too and his boss said no because OP needs to maintain an office presence for his team. FML because this response doesn't make sense, and apparently his team is bad at staying online during working hours.
ApparentlyNotEno 28
In that case, tell your boss you'll be glad to come into the office on any day one of your team is present.
acmariner99 25
OP here, this actually got published ... anyway, to clarify, my team tends to telecommute on Fridays (including me) so I asked to ensure I could (as a courtesy). He said no, and only a couple people were in the office. But, I did talk to him and he thought it was Thursday and that the request was therefore odd. He apologized for making me come in to the office and we are all good!
RichardPencil 32
Did you still have to smell his farts?
PorchKitty 16
This is exactly the situation with my team. All of them work remotely, but as the team Admin, I am not allowed to have that option. I have to come into the office but I'm literally the only one on my entire team who even HAS an office. It's ridiculous! And it's never going to change - all because some executive in another state has decided that us lowly Admins are shady and can't be trusted to be "left on our own."