Today, I was texting a girl I like, explaining how she looks like an attractive celebrity. She responded with a picture of a very unattractive lady and asked if she looked like that. I told her if she had been caught in a burning building, then yes, that would look like her. It was of her mom. FML
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Hey guys. First off, I am very happy to have had this published, but I would like to clarify some things and clear the misunderstandings! My friends mom is not actually a burn victim, she just wasn't attractive at all and didn't resemble her daughter either. We had been texting previously, and she was sending me pictures of celebrities and asking if she looked like that. She then sent that picture of her mom, who was honestly very unattractive. I thought I was being clever with the whole "caught in a burning building" joke, but it was just the wrong time to use it. Believe me when I say I have nothing against burn victims, as that's seriously a weird thing to hate on. After I found out I apologized and she accepted, so everything is fine now! Thanks for taking the time to read this, I just wanted you guys to not think I'm some weird shallow guy who hates burn victims and is only after girls for their looks.
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afkwarrior 25
Looks like your chances with her just went up in smoke
pizzzah 9
i think thats a tad offensive to burn victims
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Comments (146)
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
Ah, think before you type, alright? I think you already know that was a stupid thing to do.
Bquillero16 18
You done f***ed up
laniyacobain 3
never insult people because you never know who they are and when you might need them
Xotoolyxo 16
Ah probably that mom that tans more then her teenage daughter and friends combined
TcheQ 12
Too late, I do think you're weird shallow person.
CrazyMelvin 14
I still think YDI. Don't ever insult your girlfriends family, no matter what.
jdesa 2
Ur an idiot but why would she even send u a picture of her mom wtf
magicali525 8
kelso's voice "BURNED!!!!!!!"
45thTBirds 7
what was he supposed to do? say that she's hot?
ava_jayy96 6
I mean if he had never seen the mom and she really is a burn victim I don't think he could have really described it differently