Today, I was talking to my grandma and I mentioned the fact that tomatoes are technically fruit. It's been an hour and she's still yelling, accusing me of lying to her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ate fruit for a snack before I left to visit my mom. When I arrived, she accused me of vaping because I smelled like fruit. I'm also 27. FML
Today, my grandmother is upset I won't lie to the police for her and is now claiming that I'm involved in the Mafia. FML
Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML
Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML
Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML
Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for four years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML
Today, my grandpa yelled at me, telling me to stop being ugly and rude. I only asked if he could cut the watermelon. FML
Today, my grandmother yet again asked where my grandfather is. She refuses to believe us when we tell her that he passed away 6 years ago. She always insists that he's out cheating on her and accuses us of lying to cover his arse. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to lecture me about discrimination. This is the same woman who lies about her grandchildren's race, and tried to convince a Jewish person that the Jews were responsible for the Holocaust. FML
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Top comments
Trickiest_K 9
It's amazing how fired up people get over a tomato...
nickjam19 5
So either show her some proof or just let her think she's right. it can't matter that much.
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Comments (96)
igetitincum2win 11
deep down you're right.elderly have a free pass.
Alleged_Cranium 7
But then a banana is an herb.
annie_nk 23
And pizza is a vegetable.
yannabanah 9
Grandma: STOP LYING!!
MorganBrown 8
You might give her a heart attack over something silly rather than something drastic.
U_GotitDude 18
To-may-to, to-mah-to. Not that big of a difference. Still, FYL OP
pradip 26
How dare you mess with granny tomato, once a baby tomato ****** with poppa tomato and ended up as ketchup.
Love_sosa 10
I wish your comment got its ass whooped and disappeared
Eluveitie 9
I've noticed that your comments are always thumbed down.
yannabanah 9
Maybe it's time to stop commenting...
trollburger_fml 4
How my grandma wins any discussion- "respect your elders".
Accuraxy 10
I guess some elders just aren't so wise after all.
Enslaved 38
Don't mention that Pluto is no longer considered a planet. Poor Granny would end up having a stroke! :0
perdix 31
#20, please tell me he still works at Disneyland and still rules Hades. I hope the demotion in planetary status didn't cost him his other jobs.
Enslaved 38
Fun fact: the only words Disney's Pluto ever said was, "Kiss me!" ;)
Enslaved 38
Btw you say "Disneyland" vs "Disney World"? Some Floridian you've turned out to be! :P
perdix 31
#30, I was a Californian first (ages 1-4). I've been to Disneyland 3 or 4 times, but never to Disney World. And I'm a South Floridian (305-adjacent, if you know what I mean. Dale!). Do we even have a connection with those people up there?
carry_on 19
Even though your right you just have to stand there and take it, old people (especially if it's your grandma) get a free pass, lucky them!
Sandsh8rk 36
Love the username OP