Today, I was talking to my grandma and I mentioned the fact that tomatoes are technically fruit. It's been an hour and she's still yelling, accusing me of lying to her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ate fruit for a snack before I left to visit my mom. When I arrived, she accused me of vaping because I smelled like fruit. I'm also 27. FML
Today, my grandmother is upset I won't lie to the police for her and is now claiming that I'm involved in the Mafia. FML
Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML
Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML
Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML
Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for four years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML
Today, my grandpa yelled at me, telling me to stop being ugly and rude. I only asked if he could cut the watermelon. FML
Today, my grandmother yet again asked where my grandfather is. She refuses to believe us when we tell her that he passed away 6 years ago. She always insists that he's out cheating on her and accuses us of lying to cover his arse. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to lecture me about discrimination. This is the same woman who lies about her grandchildren's race, and tried to convince a Jewish person that the Jews were responsible for the Holocaust. FML
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Trickiest_K 9
It's amazing how fired up people get over a tomato...
nickjam19 5
So either show her some proof or just let her think she's right. it can't matter that much.
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Comments (96)
xobrelove 3
i hate when people get so mad about that topic
wvcheesehead1 9
Time for the home.
bigtime_rocker 11
How is it a fruit then? I've always thought it was a vegetable...
kables3 9
Technically there is no such thing as a vegetable.
sarah17xx_fml 10
I didn't know tomato is a fruit. Ha I get to learn something new everyday on FML!
shaymaa1985 3
I've Had so many arguments about tomatoes being a fruit and people always get so angry over it. I'm not telling them to add it to fruit salad I'm just saying technically it's a fruit.
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
Tomatoes are both a fruit and a vegetable. Vegetables are any plant product. It's normally applied to non-sweet or starchy ones. Fruit is the anatomical structure that holds seeds. Hence, tomatoes are both.
FalkusKiber 1
Specifically, tomatoes are berries.
lemonademixer 7
I still don't believe it...
misstalented 6
Honestly, Granny has more important things to worry about. Just tell her she's right and move on!