Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML
Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML
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Top comments
idfwuidk 12
Well, I bet you look smoking hot now.
Tamandua 19
Next time they're out smoking on their patio, throw a bucket of water up to them and scream something about how smoking kills.
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Comments (25)
abNormal62 23
Handle this maturely. No need to rush over in a hot headed fashion
RudyH621 25
Very puny my friend xD
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Flamethrowers are legal in most states.
dontknow1 19
You should go to talk to your neighbor.
james_logan 19
Head butt?
OrganicSistah 17
I would sue.
Goblin182 27
One of the things I dislike about smokers. They think the whole world is their ashtray.
Brucinator 7
I have an upstairs neighbor that does the same thing. Working on getting them evicted!!
TheMathMajor 26
There are so many cigarette butts that end up on my patio as well. The problem is I don't think just one person is doing it. My patio faces the pool, so I think people just leave their trash there and the wind blows it onto my patio >:(