Miscellaneous: Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my... - FML

By nomorealcoholeva - 14/03/2015 16:52 - Norway - Bod?

Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my front door. But I knew how to break a window, get into my locked basement, and unlock the basement door with my front door's key. FML

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nomorealcoholeva 9

Sunday 15 March 2015 19:45

Followup for asked questions! I found my phone, wallet and lipstick in the Mailbox. I am 97% sure i smashed the window with the heel of my shoes. And i live alone, so the only explaining i have to do is to my landlord, Jesus, i do not look forward to that. And yes. I am a 22year old girl. Boom

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rebelbelle 17

Sunday 15 March 2015 12:02

sounds like drunk you is pretty smart

logic368 8

Sunday 15 March 2015 23:30

Your landlord is Jesus? Sounds like all you can do is pray...

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wrenavery90 12

Monday 23 May 2022 3:16

I'm curious as to how drunk you got home. Did you drive?

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