Miscellaneous: Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my... - FML

By nomorealcoholeva - 14/03/2015 16:52 - Norway - Bod?

Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my front door. But I knew how to break a window, get into my locked basement, and unlock the basement door with my front door's key. FML

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nomorealcoholeva 9

Sunday 15 March 2015 19:45

Followup for asked questions! I found my phone, wallet and lipstick in the Mailbox. I am 97% sure i smashed the window with the heel of my shoes. And i live alone, so the only explaining i have to do is to my landlord, Jesus, i do not look forward to that. And yes. I am a 22year old girl. Boom

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rebelbelle 17

Sunday 15 March 2015 12:02

sounds like drunk you is pretty smart

logic368 8

Sunday 15 March 2015 23:30

Your landlord is Jesus? Sounds like all you can do is pray...

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Dalboz 26

Sunday 15 March 2015 12:48

"Today I was so drunk that"... YDI

vikky538 28

Sunday 15 March 2015 13:23

that other one inside you made you do that ...

suri23 11

Sunday 15 March 2015 13:31

That was an unlikely combination of drunkenness, impatience and resourcefulness.

hammonds92 21

Sunday 15 March 2015 13:59

Kinda ask for that one didn't you

BlondePsycho 43

Sunday 15 March 2015 14:03

Thats pretty resourceful

jaymartino86 10

Sunday 15 March 2015 14:04

Way to go Solid Snake

MrAsquared100 14

Sunday 15 March 2015 14:48

On a scale of one to even, I can't.

PizzaElHutt 7

Monday 16 March 2015 12:10

Hahahahahaha

Medhi_fml 18

Sunday 15 March 2015 15:10

Wow. I dont even know what to rate this as.

sicksadworld1317 30

Sunday 15 March 2015 15:52

Moderation is "key"!

Bethani420 5

Sunday 15 March 2015 16:31

drunk logic...

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