Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my front door. But I knew how to break a window, get into my locked basement, and unlock the basement door with my front door's key. FML
nomorealcoholeva tells us more.
Followup for asked questions! I found my phone, wallet and lipstick in the Mailbox. I am 97% sure i smashed the window with the heel of my shoes. And i live alone, so the only explaining i have to do is to my landlord, Jesus, i do not look forward to that. And yes. I am a 22year old girl. Boom
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rebelbelle 17
sounds like drunk you is pretty smart
logic368 8
Your landlord is Jesus? Sounds like all you can do is pray...
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Comments (31)
Dalboz 26
"Today I was so drunk that"... YDI
vikky538 29
that other one inside you made you do that ...
suri23 11
That was an unlikely combination of drunkenness, impatience and resourcefulness.
hammonds92 21
Kinda ask for that one didn't you
BlondePsycho 43
Thats pretty resourceful
jaymartino86 10
Way to go Solid Snake
MrAsquared100 14
On a scale of one to even, I can't.
PizzaElHutt 7
Hahahahahaha
Medhi_fml 18
Wow. I dont even know what to rate this as.
sicksadworld1317 30
Moderation is "key"!
Bethani420 5
drunk logic...