Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting in a café when I dropped my phone. After...

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phoneless 19 June 2016, 21:00

Today, I was sitting in a café when I dropped my phone. After ages searching the floor for it, I realised it had dropped into the lady behind me's bag. She looked terrifying, so I thought I'd wait until she went to the bathroom. She never did, and I ended watching her walk out, with my phone. FML

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RememberSchlitz 9

13 August 2016, 13:03

You drop your phone, judge her on only her appearance, and then decide to risk rummaging around in her purse instead rather than just asking. YDI.

nattnatt73 31

3 July 2016, 10:34

What could she do? It's not like she was going to bite you or something. Sorry op ydi for not growing a pair and asking for your phone back.

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fantasyworld 39

14 August 2016, 14:24

Even if she did go to the bathroom she'd most likely take the bag with her. I'm sure if you asked she would look and give it back to you. I doubt she want some random stranger's phone.

r00dmutherfucker 10

14 August 2016, 18:12

You should have just said "Excuse me, I dropped my phone in your bag. Could I get it?" or something like that. You shouldn't jydge a book by its cover.