Just say you're imitating Ron Mael

Today, I realized I look better with a Hitler moustache than any other facial hairstyle. FML

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML

Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML

Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

Seething

Today, a guy I genuinely hate more than anyone else in my life complimented my new haircut. I had to thank him or I'd be yelled at by my boss. FML

Notice me, please

Today, three people commented on my new haircut. The one I got about two weeks ago. FML

Bricked up

Today, I got a haircut that makes me look like a Lego minifigure. FML

Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

Looking good

Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML

Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML