By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Twinsburg

Today, I was pulled aside by my father's new wife and told, "You're not your dad's favorite anymore and you need to stop acting like it." FML
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LyricaSilvan 29

Well bravo to your dad's bride for reinforcing the "evil step parent" stereotype. If she brings her two ugly daughters to the house, I suggest legally emancipating yourself. Princes are hard to come by, these days.

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moondoglou420 17

Look her straight in the eyes and say; "You weren't supposed to hear that for another 6 months."

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HalfLit 17

I've had to deal with a jealous step mom for the past 12 years. Started when I was a kid, now I'm well into my 20s and she hasn't changed. My Dad finally sees her crazy passive aggressive behavior and jealously, especially now that I'm older so he actually listens to me... But it's caused a lot of pain in our family. I really wish you well.

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TooTall0231 9

And that's when you pull plastic wrap on her toilet, Vaseline on her car doors, and lube on her windshield.

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