Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML
Ashamed_Sister tells us more.
He just asked me if he can have something to eat. When I finished the sandwich I realized the irony.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a "friend" mentioned that my husband was "yummy", then asked if she could "have a turn" with him. I left and went home, outraged. When I told my husband, he couldn't conceal his stupid horny grin, and immediately tried to initiate sex. Pig. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I like is fucking my friend. The friend who she always said was "a disgusting sexist pig" and swore she hated. The worst part is, she's right, he's a complete dick to women. I don't know how or why he got in her pants. FML
Today, after I got fed up and told my bullying step-brother exactly what I thought of him, he became overly polite. He then admitted that me shouting at him was the most turned on he's ever been in his life. Now he loves me and wants to be my "submissive" boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends. My friend started talking about how unfair it is that women can use their breasts to get promotions. I told him that he has no place to talk, as he used his "d*ck" a few months ago with his female boss. His girlfriend of 3 years was sitting next to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
Today, my wife's friend's husband broke the unwritten "man rule" of not being TOO good of a husband. He turned over a new leaf and started really busting his ass, so his wife bragged on him to my wife, and now she's sulking and refusing sex. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
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boxbrandon11 20
Can i get a sandwich too?
NeatNit 33
OP, I'm sorry, you clearly have no self-respect if you went from confronting him about sexism to feeding his sexism so quickly. YDI, so ******* much.
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Comments (111)
grrhelpme 12
wow sexist pigs -1 women - 0 thanks for your efforts -.-
Quadj97 4
lol weak hoe
cdawgtate 9
Sluuuuut
bubblyhayley 16
if ever there wa a you deserve it then this was it!
Axipiter 24
I hear wedding bells!
IGaveRickUp 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wtf is wrong with you people? So he shouldn't be criticised for the fact that he slept with a person that doesn't like him? Yet she's the only one who's being blamed for not having any self-respect? And 'lesson learned'- is that supposed to mean that women should be treated like crap and that we should never mention it? Nice, real nice. Idiots.
Oo_Random_Here 5
Maybe this is why he treats women like crap.
jamnglamgirlie 17
Hopefully we get a follow up on this.
davincidasecond 24
You should have put a huge wad of horseradish and vinegar in the sandwich, then shove it down his throat and make him choke on it. Does he at least have painful bite and scratch marks from the sex?
chris4u2nv5 19
Hahaha, YES!!!!!!