Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML
anonymous4991 tells us more.
From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.
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samreimer 7
You gotta be kitten me...
jerseyboy732 16
why were your neighbors so close to your window that they could here you?
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Comments (147)
krmc822 6
Did u really hafta say that?
MissSkittles657 8
(In sarcastic voice) And please remind me again WHY a SANE person would actually say that OUT LOUD to their CAT????? *raises eyebrow*
Sacrilegious666 6
I thought I 'taw a pussy cat!!!
Mademoiselle_fml 34
That sounds like something my boyfriend would say x)
krmc822 6
I mean seriously did u really hafta say that
esines 9
Irate Herpe Plague?
melrose90210 10
Damn... How loud did you say it? Or are your neighbors that nosy?
shizzlemonkeys 5
as long as you weren't getting turned on, s'all good my friend.
HassanImran 0
Doesn't matter, had.... never mind.
kalbrek009 20
Now I'm laughing too...YDI. If you're gonna talk to your pussy that way, #1: make sure nobody else can hear you & 2: don't let the rest of us on FML know about it....definitely a YDI, not FML....but then again, you just made it a FYL by posting your YDI, didn't you...my bad! Lol.