Love: Today, I was opening a present my boyfriend got me for my 21st... - FML

By AkGirl1991 - 11/03/2012 11:33 - United States

Today, I was opening a present my boyfriend got me for my 21st birthday. What I unwrapped was a Kay jewelers box. Excited, I opened it to find a ring made out of a one dollar bill. FML

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AkGirl1991 7

Sunday 11 March 2012 21:38

This is the poster, and actually I had bought him a promise ring on valentines day. He used the box I gave him....I just thought. I might have been getting one in return. And no, I am not materialistic or ungrateful, and I know he can afford it. Just got my hopes up. If he had JUST given me the ring, it would have been great.

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Vo13c3s1nMyH3ad 7

Sunday 11 March 2012 19:25

I wonder where the actual ring went?, maybe it's a set up for a real surprise :P

Metzler31 17

Sunday 11 March 2012 19:26

Well he had to have gotten the box for buying something from Kay, so maybe the ring will come out later and he just wanted to see your reaction and if you were excited or not :)

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Friday 5 June 2015 6:04

Ungrateful

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Monday 7 December 2015 19:52

Thats an awesome burn

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