Today, I was on hold with the cable company for an hour. When I finally got someone, I walked into the kitchen to where it was quiet and slid across the floor, falling on my butt and losing my connection on the phone. My 2-year-old son had sprayed the floor with nonstick cooking spray. FML
cowgirl927 tells us more.
OP here. Hi. Just wanted to say that I am extremely overprotective of my son. The house IS baby-proofed. The spray is always put up...this was the one time someone(not me) didn't put it up on its shelf. And I wasn't ignoring him. This is your standard, garden-variety "I stepped out of the room for one minute" kind of deal. Most moms know exactly what I'm talking about. So chill out some of you.
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HowieDoIt 21
You must be that mom that owes him money. "You take-a my money, I break-a your leg."
_GoodGuy 11
Pranksters, they start young. Have fun OP ;)
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stevothedevo 25
Must be a strong 2 year old, to hold down the button on a pressure pack can gets tiring quick.
Shade1982 21
You can very easily spot the non-parents in this section, lol...
who10nanny 8
Children are evil sometimes. I can't leave my toddler alone for more than a second.
Inked0803 12
Funny every single time :)
xNiCOlEx_10 5
What's OP mean?
spunkylady 24
My daughter is only 5 months old, can't wall or crawl yet and still manages to grab ANYTHING near her so I can understand how easily this can happen lol
Sockmonkey12 10
This is why you should never have kids
senpa_kush 11
I did that before tehe
cdncw 20
Aerosol pledge works really well too - the stuff that's meant to condition wood, not just remove dust. Did it as a kid - spray the kitchen floor, piss off my brother, then take off running knowing he'd "wipe out on his own" when chasing me through the kitchen. Was the only way I could get him back for the manipulative BS he used to pull, without getting in trouble myself.
randybryant799 21
I'm surprised that a 2 year old could even use a spray can.