By cowgirl927 - 18/04/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, I was on hold with the cable company for an hour. When I finally got someone, I walked into the kitchen to where it was quiet and slid across the floor, falling on my butt and losing my connection on the phone. My 2-year-old son had sprayed the floor with nonstick cooking spray. FML
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cowgirl927 3

OP here. Hi. Just wanted to say that I am extremely overprotective of my son. The house IS baby-proofed. The spray is always put up...this was the one time someone(not me) didn't put it up on its shelf. And I wasn't ignoring him. This is your standard, garden-variety "I stepped out of the room for one minute" kind of deal. Most moms know exactly what I'm talking about. So chill out some of you.

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HowieDoIt 21

You must be that mom that owes him money. "You take-a my money, I break-a your leg."

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_GoodGuy 11

Pranksters, they start young. Have fun OP ;)

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dvsguy 3

I'm pretty sure all the YDI are those with no kids. So ignore them.

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Narcisse_fml 25

You "walked into the kitchen to where it was quiet." The silence was a dead giveaway that he was up to something. Parenting 101. lol

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firechicky 12

As a mom, I can almost hear the babys joyous giggle seeing mommy go boom.

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Omniprism 14

Most people without babies/toddlers don't realize how fast they can be. Sorry that people have to be so assuming and judgmental.

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EmberEyes 16

I work in a restaurant that has a game room and I don't know how many times I've seen parents chasing their toddlers around. It's quite adorable to be quite honest.

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gablillian 13

I've never been a parent but I've seem my younger sibling and cousins do this kind of thing to my mom and uncle. I hope it didn't hurt too bad.

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martin_martian7 11

There shouldn't even be a YDI pick for this one.

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ShannonBitt 29

I'm taking it you didn't stick the landing?

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csi_fml 19

Why didn't I think of this when I was a kid it's the ultimate troll

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Bcfrmkc816 17

It's not only moms there are a lot of single dads out there doing a good job of raising their children also

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ultra_notorious 26

better parenting could have avoided that situation

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