Noname
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
masterfail
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up after a heavy night of drinking, with my laptop dead on my chest. Apparently, I had attempted a bit of digital penile oscillation, but passed out instead. FML
Moody
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day. FML
Anonymous
Oh, the humanity
Today, I was giving a presentation at work but accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. I tried to dry it off, but it wouldn't turn on. I had to give the presentation awkwardly using my phone and everyone took the piss out of me and my shoddy performance. FML
KDM
Australia
Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML
thenerd
Likely story
Today, I was doing an online live exam with the camera on when the power suddenly went out. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Bad timing
Today, I was pantsless, horny, and my vibrator died, so I put it on charge next to my bed. My mum then came in, crying hysterically about how she got fired. I was still naked. I felt so bad. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Back to square one
Today, I was colouring countries on a map on my computer whilst listening to music. I was almost done when, whilst swinging my legs to the beat, my leg caught on the computer’s power cord and pulled it out. I was so caught up in the job I hadn’t saved in a while, so all my progress went up in digital smoke. FML
Anti_Sora
Today, I turned in my final worth 20% of the grade. Today was also the day my internet decided to die. FML
Fuck you, Tesla.
Tesla was robbed
Today, my car ran out of battery. I'm writing this from the middle of the road. FML
aireun
United States
Slapstick
Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML
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WhatThePhuc 0
just use ur imagination
katers4life 0
uhmm plug it in? or think of me ;D
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Comments (104)
katzepferd 0
thats not bad at all, just barely, slightly, a very very little annoying
evangldbrg 0
WIN
Hockeylover87_71 0
woaahhhh, tell me you weren't getting it on with your laptop
zackman13 0
#33 lol and dude get a life! jacking off is for dudes who cant get some action! and seriously? you think that means your life sucks... well it does because you wank! FYL!
hackymeal 0
maybe he's 12 - 14 or sumthing, idiot
vergaso 0
how about u shut up ur prolly like 10 or 11 if not younger I'm sure every man has jacked off do stop talking I doubt u fick a hot chik every day
shudson186 17
#34 it's actually quite healthy to **********.
hornetchik 0
Umm laptops run off batteries.
Basiil 0
Eek!
Tang35 0
hahah maybe if u had a girl to do it for u, nothin would run outta batteries and ud be happy :D get off the computer and find a real girl
koolitaliano 0
YDI for no real reason in particular
HyperExecuter 0
ydi for using the word wank.
notyou123 0
honestly if ur in the moment that's not gonna stop u
redsox4021 0
how does this shit make it onto this site