toomuchmetal
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
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drybamboo 0
A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off. Shame. :-(
mubaki 18
hahahaha
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superguppy19 3
that's hot
kcmjlopez 0
I don't think anyone wants to hear that regardless of weight.
TheCube 6
Wow...
kizz92 0
ohhh. mannn
ahoyajee 3
nice.
fightingkittens 39
349, are you a fat chick who can't get any? A bit of extra weight is okay, but the cashier was described as 'very heavy.' People can have attractive faces while being grossly overweight, but there's still the weight. Besides, OP is a (presumably) straight woman.
dmeloccaro 5
Lmao, I love how the artist drew the writer in a Skinny Puppy band shirt. Totally rad :D
rawrnes 0
wow tht is hilarious!!????
ellemmennohpea 0
Your ears aren't "gauged". They're stretched. You don't have "gauges" in your ears. Do you have a speedometer in your ears? They're called plugs or tunnels or weights. And I hope to god you don't wear tapers as jewelry. If you're going to modify, at least know the ******* terminology.
thisismyhead 25
Thank you! I hate when people say that, especially when they have stretched ears!
EdenLis 14
Lmfao!