toomuchmetal
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Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
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drybamboo 0
A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off. Shame. :-(
mubaki 18
hahahaha
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Comments (375)
StitchMeASmile 5
You know what, gauges are amazing. That really sucks that that happened to you.
Blahblah9921 4
im sure u didnt want to know tht
lobum 12
That is probably...the funniest shit ever.
thisismyhead 25
They are not called 'gauges' you idiots. They are called stretched ears. The gauge is the size of the stretch. God, you people are ignorant.
Chris93Jones 20
plugs* I hate to be 'that guy', but seriously, you got all the way up to half inch calling them gauges?
thisismyhead 25
Thank you! I can't stand when people say that, especially when they have stretched ears!
thelittlemissy 29
Hahaha! Good for her! Too bad she shares it with costumers.
thisismyhead 25
They're not called "gauges", they're stretched earlobes. A gauge is a size, and any person should know that that is what that word means. If they were actually called gauges then that would have to mean that any piercing is a 'gauge' because it is something of a size that is now punched through your body. A normal earring is a 'gauge' if you people use your idiotic logic. ****.
Kurby14 21
*barf*
emaginm 8
Wow!
rorex 26
Why does the fact that she's fat matter