Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide...

By fartmaster - 22/04/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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fhqwhgads94 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:16

I would be one of the people struggling not to laugh. That was perfectly timed.

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paullikesguitars 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:53

at least the lights were off lol

Amkii 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:53

At least no one knew it was you. I would have lol'd if I were there. That is ******* great!

hola1234 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:58

haha i woulda done the same thing

Je_mapelle 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:08

HAHAHAHAHAH that's hilarious.

nicelyjohnson 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:10

lol, if it echoed, I would have claimed it

saxlover 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:12

At least no one knew it was you (since the lights were out).

stonerchu 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:14

How is it that bad if the lights were turned off?!

sylvia_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:15

LMFAO

saxykat 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:25

can i just say that this made my day? i feel awful for you. your life is not f***ed nor did you deserve it!!

AndelleRae 9

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:44

Bahaha. Omfg. This is fantastic. I'd totally effing claim that. "Sorry, but you gotta admit, that was AWESOME." Lmao.

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