Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide... - FML

By fartmaster - 22/04/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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fhqwhgads94 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:16

I would be one of the people struggling not to laugh. That was perfectly timed.

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HFLJman989 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:40

at least the lights were off

git_er_done 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:51

hahaha, thats awesome.

Tsukasa_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:59

The problem with saying something is people would realize the voice came from the same place as the sound. And if you tried to blame the guy next to you, people might realize it wasn't him, and then you'd look like a jerk.

bellwether 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:23

YDI for not holding it in.

wichitagirl87 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:45

lol i don't really see how your life is ****** unless everyone instantly knew it was you and you weren't tryin to be a smart ass that's funny!

leilaniii 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:52

hahahahahaha. i think thats great. if i were there id give you a high five.

jumpgurl23 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 7:07

thats ******* hilarious lmao!

lowcapacityx 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 7:17

HAHAHA way to break it :]

Pyromie 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 7:42

This is not an FML! Unless you have no ******* control over your intestines this is more of an "I'm the asshole who broke the utter silence to be funny". Holy **** what is this site coming to?

so_me_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 7:46

I like how #37 would only claim it if it echoed. Like, the poot is no good unless it's powerful enough to echo, hehe.

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