dfan13
United States
Today, I was home alone in the shower when in the opening of the curtain, I could see a man in a ski mask. I passed out, hit my head on the tub. I then found out it was my dad pulling a prank on me. I almost died cause my dad wanted to see me scream like a girl. FML
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xTIGERxLILYx 0
COMPLETELY CREEPY. YOUR DAD IS COMPLETELY CREEPY.
fxdxhk90 0
You need to start plotting your revenge, may I suggest buying one of those fake lottery tickets, then filming his reaction when he thinks he won.
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speak_a_da_truth 0
Oh great not only is dad a perv but now he's got to save your naked ass in the shower! Sounds like a good day for him. FYI he probably touched you while you were unconscience, think about that! CREEPER FYL for sure.
WetVein 0
Your dad sounds pretty cool. You should get him back by leaving a used condom in your dads side of your parents bed. Just make sure he doesn't kill your mom.
Sydskate1994 0
alll of the people saying that its no big deal that you fainted are wrong. A girl in my town fainted in the shower and drowned leaving the entire family grieving.
americayay 0
How did you almost die? I mean, the chances of dying from that particular head injury are very very low. I'd consider this an FML because your dad's a bit mean and that would be embarrassing, but you didn't need to overdramatize it by calling it a near death experience.
americayay 0
Well, that is terrible if it's true, but it's still not very common AND his dad was right there.
ILoveJace01 0
Lol!!!
mangotreats 2
you sound like such a pussy
americayay 0
Okay, the FML SAYS it's by a man. It's still a bit odd that the dad walks in, but it's less disturbing.
jahwn 12
Dude, my reaction would've been even worse, I have crazy overreacting reflexes, so I would've jumped my naked ass out of the shower and tackled him, which would've been even more awkward because I would've been lying naked on top of my dad.
gehoy 0
You most likely would have ******* spilled on the floor.
FreedomFirst 0
Okay, your life is totally f'ed because your Dad thinks it's not only appropriate to invade your privacy, but is too much of a moron to think that scaring someone almost to death might have consequences. What an idiot.