Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on it to find out the cause. My cat has learnt to turn it on. I later found said cat teaching another. I have three cats. All my taps are like this. FML
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Madster15 14
OP here, I actually found it rather cute more than annoying, when I'm out though the cats will be too. vasoline and Vicks on the tap? no thanks, that would make ME avoid the taps too. changing the faucets all over my house could be more expensive than anything. the cat puns....please don't. number 23 should also be shunned, cat hater. lastly, I should point out I have three cats because one was stray, if I give him to a shelter she will be killed because she is rather unfriendly at times.
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SylivionSypher 6
The perfect plan by the cats. Raising the water bill...perfect crime.
fatlemonjefferso 8
Nobody likes you, either!
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TheRandom801 7
They're learning o_O
prinncess00 16
I hate cats, i would just fry them in a frying pan and give them to A starving dog...
BlackButlerFan 20
Cats don't like lemon juice. How about you put some of that on the taps? That would probably suit most people better than Vicks, right?
Madster15 14
not sure if this post is still viewed but as an update the stray cat I took in had 4 kittens, 1 was given to a home and mummy cat and 3 children were sent to a home to be adopted out (a place that will never euthanize cats) we keep updated and my 2 original cats have calmed themselves, the amusement wore off I suppose. thank you all.
MSDemonslayer 5
This is why cats are scary