By GoneLimp - 7/3/2017 20:00 - United States - Havelock
  Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend doggy-style and noticed a piece of toilet paper had been "left behind". I had such a bad internal conflict about whether to tell her or to remove it myself, I went limp. She started crying and accused me of not being attracted to her anymore. FML
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  sweetbliss3  |  37

I've had this happen.. lol. the shower ordeal was suggested and then I freaked out bc I thought I was smelling funky. he explained so I just told him next time just get it out of there or let me know or ignore it. wasn't a big deal. it happens. That's life for ya lol

By  AzrielB  |  8

this is why we need to bring bidets to America. You wouldn't just wipe your hands with a paper towel if they were covered in fecal matter, so why settle for TP?