Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about...

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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OkieDokie_x 0

Friday 22 May 2009 21:59

Uh...incest alert? Ditch him now.

elseany 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:59

redneck

Mustcomment 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:20

#24 btw, you do this often or something with images of you're family? It's just not right...

RobinJ 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:26

Right! This HAS to be the worst FML EVER!!!!!

R3TROxLOV3 32

Monday 25 May 2009 3:54

Why does everyone freak out? It's not even that bad...

LA_Barbie 11

Monday 25 May 2009 13:22

OMG that's just WRONG!! gross....and sorry that happened to u =/

xxsunshine 0

Monday 25 May 2009 19:44

i really hope they haven't done it or something... awkward.

AshleyJ 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:03

Gross, sorrry

varsity_cheer_09 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:36

maybee it wasn' his sister? im pretty sure he knows more than 1 brittany. could just be a coincidencee. otherwisee thats messed up..

anniesaysbueno 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 3:14

they must be a really close family...

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