Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about... - FML

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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divinamishelle_6 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 22:43

please tell me you broke up with him. i feel like this would be something that happens in not another teen movie. since that one girls like in love with her brother. anywhoo. that still sucks but... YLIF.

xania_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 4:37

3 and 7 ahaha.

theatreboy27 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:18

WOW LMAO!!!!!

ideataxi 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 17:01

yeah man, crazy stuff

Misha_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:16

Awkward :|

metonymy 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:58

"Today, I could hear my brother and his girlfriend having sex. At one point I heard my brother call out, "Yes Brittany!", clearly just about to ******. His girlfriend's name isn't Brittany. Mine is. FML"

yellowdevel 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:54

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. lmao.

dacman48 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:23

that guy is seriously screwed up. dump him, call the cops. thats just wrong

SarahBabyCakes05 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 4:30

just a question, but do you guys live in the south? hahaha. just messing. please tell me you dumped his butt. that's just weird!

melissa_10 7

Wednesday 15 April 2009 6:56

omg...ewww..

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