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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend at his place, taking advantage of having the house to ourselves. Out of the blue, his mother, who already hates me, came in and caught us in the act. Now she hates me twice as much for desecrating her house. And she'll hate me triple when she finds out I'm pregnant. FML

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third time's a charm

xivoricbutterfly 25

Some people stay with their parents to save money for a house or someplace to live or if they're just in a bad living situation.

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ProperPengTing 15

Should've waited

LeoCor 19

Tell her it isn't the sons and she will hate you so much

Should have used protection xD

**** her opinion. It helps to have in-laws approval but it's far from necessary. On a more important note: Congratulations on the baby.

um, condoms? birth control? discretion? when I was in high school, I'd had plenty of chances to get some. I told one of the girls flat out, I don't want to do anything either of us might regret or spend the rest of our lives trying to deal with or remedy. the girl I told this to, got drunk at a party about 2 weeks later and she's a mom now....

To be fair, the pill isn't 100% effective (even a slight chance is a chance for it to happen) and condoms break. So they could have been using protection and just had some misfortune.

Regardless of ages, if it's his parents' house, you should respect that and if she doesn't want you having sex in there, well, that sucks.

Oh, and YDI for not using protection, especially knowing this woman hates you.

She'll hate you quadruple when you move in with him into her house....

ArbiterOfFML 24

FYL for being caught and hated. But, if you were lax in birth control methods YDI as well.

Best FML Ive read tonight Lmao