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By JoeTitan25 - 02/04/2016 03:34 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I was going to ask a girl out that I like a lot. I wrote her a song and sang it to her, because she likes music and bands, like me. After that, she replies with "Joe, you're always good for a laugh. Good April Fools Day joke!" She runs away laughing to tell all her friends. FML.

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