Anonymous
United States
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
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chattyloz
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Stay classy
Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
I tried
Are you good?
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
:((((
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
nooo
North Vancouver, Canada
Stuck
Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML
feelinnauseous
United States
Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
beriles
United States
Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML
Top comments
cmath_fml 19
Perhaps they were trying to make a point about your underwear showing in public?
Cumbe 3
Pull up your pants next time...
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Comments (57)
joethebiden 8
I didn't have my glasses on and read you were given a wedgie by a computer with a crowbar. Either way, it is a strange and unpleasant occurrence.
Tuffay 14
Quit wearing underwear to the bar. Situation avoided!
ulissey_fml 22
That's a Brief post .
fischerxx 10
Lol
fischerxx 10
Lol. I see what you did there.
U_GotitDude 18
Return the favor
theboy13 13
You know the ass hanging out of the pants look, sagging, was started in jail, by gay guys so their ass was easy access for other guys wanting some....
itsallbullshit 4
It was probably a pickpocket. You might want to check your pockets.
LuisM104 11
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHh.-.
Ray_of_midnight 22
That's what you get for showing "whale tail" if you're a dude.
cartedor 18
Superb. you totally deserved it. I don't even need to know what you've done.
AshAsh014 4
Did you drop kick them?