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Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

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ewww wtf

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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meriadoc2 0

What is WRONG with those birds??? Eck! I feel sick right now. And she wanted your skin to take home?? Oh Lord help that woman!

You should have said no, and that you wanted the skin to feed to your children. That would have shut her up!

LMFAO YOU'RE A GENIUS xD That made my day xD

lmao. that would have been the best comeback ever. hilarious.

Crazy lady!! Doesn't she know that once they develop a taste for human skin that human flesh is the next step up!! Just you wait. One day when she goes outside and doesn't have any skin to offer the little buggers they will go for her eyes instead... then we will all be doomed!!! DOOMMEEDD I TELL'S YA!!!! Joking.. that's still a bit sick tho. FYL indeed for having to listen to the crazy bird lady.

friggen festy! Makes me gag just thinking about it

I first read this and thought it was disturbing that she wanted to keep her own skin. Then i re-read after hitting FYL that she wants your flesh. I think this story is a good weight loss program :(. OMFG! WTF!... no lunch today

hahahah i thought so too! i had to read it 3 times to get it. that's GROSS, to say the very least.

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butterfly141989 0

that made me a little nauseous

OMG ewww. she's freakking weird for asking you :P

laomaostu 0

GROSS!