Today, I was excited to see a spider skittering across my bathroom floor, because this one was real and not a hallucination. FML
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Silver_Jet 10
Op here. Got an account to commentnt on this. No I am not on drugs. I know this spider is real because I killed it and I am not sure if I have schizophrenia.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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RedPillSucks 33
If you're not sure you have schizophrenia (or anything else) and you're having hallucinations, you should immediately go talk to a medical or mental health professional.
TheMathMajor 26
No you don't.
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Comments (96)
AverageJoey 18
I'm sorry to hear that. It must be hard having to burn your own house down.
TheRoyalBattler 5
No LSD for lent, huh? Good choice!
someguy445 5
Drugs much
Asstarotte 7
That's some deep shit man. I would've just panicked because spiders scare the crap out of me.
fallenangel1421 15
Hah totally understand
MisterBrooks 1
Because hallucinating is cool and stuff.. Lol
virginiamichelle 4
I'm absolutely terrified of. spiders, but being narcoleptic, I understand.
Clypsia 13
You poor thing! I hope your hallucinations get better!