Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
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wtfson 0
To everyone asking, how could I have possibly prepared for this? I can't just teach my son not to through pee bottles and other things out the window. That will give him ideas... But rest assured, no more "grenades" will be tossed :)
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futuremarine5 4
pee gernade!!
perdix 31
I'll bet the other driver was pissed!
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greenorange75 8
Haha. That's something I wanna do one day!
thehalfelf 2
brilliant kid
fyreshadowes 2
Funny, but you handled the situation irresponsibly. Young boys happen to be blessed with the ability to pee anywhere. They don't even need to find bushes to squat in like girls do. You should have pulled over and let him go on the tire. That's what my little brothers do when we're too far from a rest stop. Instead, you allowed your son to singlehandedly ruin someone else's day.
gnick424 3
Wow I thought I was the only one who did that ,,, awesome
BeibertSmitor 10
As long as they don't have your license plate number, JUST DRIVE LIKE HELL AND GIVE THE KID PROPS ON AIM!
mlgreco 6
gas it.
gnick424 3
I do it all the time it's great
awesomelikethat 0
The driver of the other car must have been "pissed off"
deadlyriot101 7
Omg I wish your kid was my brother :)
fogrunner 13
YDI for apparently teaching him that littering is OK. And for breeding.