Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
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wtfson 0
To everyone asking, how could I have possibly prepared for this? I can't just teach my son not to through pee bottles and other things out the window. That will give him ideas... But rest assured, no more "grenades" will be tossed :)
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futuremarine5 4
pee gernade!!
perdix 31
I'll bet the other driver was pissed!
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Comments (136)
hallix 21
Your kid's awesome.
jman206 3
Was it glass or plastic
mwaide 3
Watch, there's gonna be an FML here any second about a piss bottle hitting their windshield.
bethluvsyou 15
That's not an fml moment that's an lol moment XD
doglover100 29
That's funny.
SassyOkie 9
Best part of this is the title lol
babywatcher 11
Today, I was driving down the street and my windshield got hit by a bottle full of piss. FML This would be a FML not what you have YDI
Samuel5463 12
Lol
FMLRITP 18
This is so funny, I might wet myself.
west546 13
Screw you someone just did that to me