Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
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wtfson 0
To everyone asking, how could I have possibly prepared for this? I can't just teach my son not to through pee bottles and other things out the window. That will give him ideas... But rest assured, no more "grenades" will be tossed :)
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futuremarine5 4
pee gernade!!
perdix 31
I'll bet the other driver was pissed!
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Comments (136)
superdude9856 2
YOUR KID KICKS ASS
skatingzooyork 0
Your son is awesome!!
ReginalUT 0
This is an epic win! lol buy him an ice cream cone or something.
KingOfTheBrocean 2
What a bro in the making. He probably laughed his ass off for a job well done
skikid 0
thats awsome
Cjmw 7
Could be worse. You could've been the person who was hit. n
franwins0827 7
YDI for not pulling over and telling him to pee by the roadside. You also deserve it for not thinking to keep the drivers' window locks on when you have a SEVEN YEAR OLD.
bv110 2
i want ur son! seriously if my kid ever does that id piss myself laughing!
Bright_Lights 14
Ah, the good days when I could fit mine into a bottle...
slava_veles616 0
oh my god, i once made a comic strip with this EXACT storyline, but of course it wouldnt be funny without death