Miscellaneous: Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them...

By Anonymous - 31/01/2013 05:40 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

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By Dying Whale - 02/03/2017 04:00

Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML

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By CA19oo - 16/01/2012 03:08 - United States

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML

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By jdancerchick - 16/11/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML

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By inappropes - 08/07/2019 14:00

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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By Stage Fright - 05/12/2022 00:00

Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML

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By EllenD - 15/02/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML

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By NotChadKrouger - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML

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By Chuffy - 04/11/2012 07:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML

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Thursday 31 January 2013 12:19

That must've been awkward on a whole new level ...

AcroEsther 6

Thursday 31 January 2013 12:19

Well, lucky for you that you didn't sing out loud. If you were the only one... xD

Comments

DocBastard 38

Thursday 31 January 2013 12:41

Haha! What a great prank! Sheer genius! I'm literally rolling on the floor laughing my ass...um...rolling... You and your friends are all idiots.

Born2die 11

Thursday 31 January 2013 12:47

Too bad a professional singer like Beyonce wasn't there. Oh wait...

LadyMagdalyn 4

Thursday 31 January 2013 12:48

That probably left them more stunned and awkwardly speechless than had you had actually sung so, kudos!

Cian_1 28

Thursday 31 January 2013 12:51

Should have pretended to be mime artists, OP. :P

bReLiNg 18

Thursday 31 January 2013 13:15

That was probably more amusing than actually singing it. Imagine the inside jokes you have now provided the witnesses with! Kudos!

yoursucklives 36

Thursday 31 January 2013 13:17

i know this isn't really about the fml, but do people really just drive around in their cars without any destination?

TheBrochure 22

Thursday 31 January 2013 13:51

Me, sometimes.

MWidderAUDI 14

Thursday 31 January 2013 14:36

yes. it is actually pretty nice. lets you think or just clear your mind.

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 31 January 2013 15:44

that sounds like a vicious and counter-productive cycle!

yoursucklives 36

Thursday 31 January 2013 22:30

but why not take a walk? costs nothing and clears the mind too.

Alexweber929 14

Friday 1 February 2013 2:01

Yes, all the time, I put 90000 miles per year on my first car just driving around with no destination

xXxHalfGonexXx 6

Thursday 31 January 2013 13:23

maybe a prank on you?

billyz77 24

Thursday 31 January 2013 13:29

What a boring waste of a finite resource. If people would stop driving around with no destination in mind, maybe our children could actually have fuel to go somewhere.