Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML
Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
Today, I had my earbuds in while walking to work. I was so into a particular song that I didn't notice I was singing out loud despite people being around. A random jogger gave me a thumbs-up and said, "Shit voice, wrong lyrics." FML
Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to sing karaoke after saying no for years. The lyrics screen froze halfway through the song, and everyone expected me to keep going from memory since I picked it. It turns out I only knew the chorus. I hummed for an entire verse as bemused strangers politely clapped along. FML
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FalaFala 8
That must've been awkward on a whole new level ...
AcroEsther 6
Well, lucky for you that you didn't sing out loud. If you were the only one... xD
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Comments (99)
kawaiichick 9
Like a good neighbor, stay over there.
olhuma 5
Beyonce, a friend of yours?
cmb8280 24
... Idiots. (smdh)
cmac86 24
this is one of the saddest, yet funniest things I've ever read on here--or the internet as a whole, actually.
Phobic_fml 14
morons. the lot of you.
icepick23 12
You gave the insurance office the silent treatment!
Kingbreezy04 10
Did you go inside of Gieco ( does that Gecko really talk like that), Aflac ( how did the duck fracture his beak), Allstate (did Mayhem **** you up), Esurance (tell that hot Esurance chick I said what's up), or Progressive (there working the shit out of Flo). You didn't specify which place and I have a feeling that this won't be the last time you do this shit again, so please get the answers to my questions thank you kindly.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Nationwide is on your side.
saidoh_fml 26
Nation-Pam is on your...Sam!
frankenfinger 12
Nobody thought that through did they
HFE10 2
That's one of the dumbest ideas I have ever heard of.