This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today I was chatting with the morbidly obese cleaner. After asking her if she had any time off over the holidays, she answered that she hadn't, but she told me she'd have 4 months off in 2 weeks. When asked what she'd be doing she told me she'll be giving birth in 6 weeks. Hadn't noticed. FML