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By Really? - 16/03/2017 05:00 - Australia - Chapel Hill

Today, I was called a prostitute and told to get help for suggesting men and women can bond over hobbies, and just be friends. FML

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TaoShaman 24

Wednesday 15 March 2017 20:51

What kind of twisted, backwards logic is that? Does that mean bi people can't have any friends? And where does the prostitute part even come from?

Tripartita 44

Wednesday 15 March 2017 21:55

It's always weird when an individual from an alternate universe makes it into ours. I wish her a speedy trip back to Earth 3.188"9896'.

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lilyandrews 13

Thursday 16 March 2017 23:03

How does having male friends make you a prostitute? Plenty of people have friends of the opposite sex that are strictly friends. Whoever said those things to you is completely backwards. Like someone said earlier how would bi people have friends with their logic?

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