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By Really? - 16/03/2017 05:00 - Australia - Chapel Hill

Today, I was called a prostitute and told to get help for suggesting men and women can bond over hobbies, and just be friends. FML
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TaoShaman 24

What kind of twisted, backwards logic is that? Does that mean bi people can't have any friends? And where does the prostitute part even come from?

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Tripartita 44

It's always weird when an individual from an alternate universe makes it into ours. I wish her a speedy trip back to Earth 3.188"9896'.

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RichardPencil 30

How ignorant! Clearly, you are not a prostitute -- you're a pimp. Let's get the terminology right, people!

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TaoShaman 24

What kind of twisted, backwards logic is that? Does that mean bi people can't have any friends? And where does the prostitute part even come from?

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kujiens101 24

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ChillaKilla 1

I mean, I'm bi and have no friends, but those things aren't correlated xP

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Tripartita 44

It's always weird when an individual from an alternate universe makes it into ours. I wish her a speedy trip back to Earth 3.188"9896'.

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Tripartita 44

I just realized I assumed the person you were talking to was female. Way to go, me.

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manofmerr 27

You should be ashamed for assuming gender, and species. It could have been a gender neutral duck. This is another dimension after all.

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azouwa 26

Sounds like a man's logic.

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Sigilwen 24

Iv known girls who think this, they don't deserve to be called an adult with such childish addittude.

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cornyrob 33

Oh, i thought you had said, "bend-over hobbies."

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rivenrock 14

Unless that hobby is whoring, um, yeah, bizarre reaction.

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rivenrock 14

So what you're saying is that you're becoming friends through a hobby with a guy whose significant other doesn't believe you are just friends?

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GofuckY0urSe1f 2

what the hell did i even read

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Lady Life Hacks 9

Yep, sounds like something a hooker would say. *snerk*

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