Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have two gashes in my head now. FML
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Today, my friend dared me to break a liquor bottle on my head. I slammed it into my head so hard I got dizzy, then did it a SECOND time and knocked myself out so hard that I pissed and shat myself. My head hurts really badly. FML
Today, I was skating with my friends when I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was, "Look out!" I now have twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML
Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML
Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
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Top comments
Anti09 1
I'd say you should be hospitalized to check for brain damage, but then I realized it's probably unnecessary considering you thought breaking a brick with your head was a good idea in the first place. YDI for being so profoundly retarded. Next time, do something fatal and remove yourself from the gene pool.
lametroll 0
I imagine that brick was the most sure thing going through your head at the time.
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Comments (141)
yourlifesfucked 0
and todays Darwin Award goes to...
AntiChrist7 0
well, if he hit his head so hard that the part of his brain which controls his balls is dead, that's correct But anyway, OP: please don't reproduce
ladyx_fml 0
here's hoping he never procreates...
thyestes 0
Don't worry you'll be a winner one day, there's a Darwin award with your name on it. Beaten by a matter of seconds.
Jimboom 12
You must have done this before because you seemed to have knocked your common sense right out of your brain!
taycandy96 2
that's dumb....now u have a badly bruised head
Cruth 2
Omg your a ******* retarted ******...
youthink_fml 0
You're an idiot.
awesome576 0
stupid
Fr0gg13 0
and 100 short. hahahaha
frateh 0
YDI because ur just the average idiotic American who do stupid things to themselves.
theblazian 0
You mean you are? I mean hey if you are going to call out a whole group on their intelligence the very least you could do is go full out on the grammar and spelling.
fxdxhk90 0
If you are going to call other groups stupid, maybe you shouldn't type like a dumb ass.
PATastrophy102 0
Look who is talking. Nice grammar.
TallMist 32
#24 Wow. Generalization much?
g3rusz 6
Bets=automatic YDI.