Love: Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he... - FML

By anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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pcentral 17

Friday 20 July 2012 9:09

Your gaze should have been directed about two feet higher

Dracoboxer357 35

Friday 20 July 2012 9:11

That's actually a funny and cute comment, all in one. If anything, it must have made him smile. :) Don't sweat it, Op. We all have our tongue-tied moments. This one's just yours. ;)

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jen1097 25

Friday 18 March 2016 19:16

Thanks I got them from the president.... Anyone?

Startled_Toenail 21

Wednesday 20 April 2016 7:47

"Thanks, I stole them from the president"

bitchballs01 6

Friday 30 December 2016 14:38

Please tell me he replied with" thanks, i stole them from the president".

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