By anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
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pcentral 17

Your gaze should have been directed about two feet higher

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Dracoboxer357 35

That's actually a funny and cute comment, all in one. If anything, it must have made him smile. :) Don't sweat it, Op. We all have our tongue-tied moments. This one's just yours. ;)

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anon3345543211 12

Did they say they stole them from the president

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madidawg 7

plot twist; * he doesnt even have legs*

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anotherme 13

Anyone on tumblr? That's a legit way of greeting another person to see if they also have a tumblr account. Dunno whether that's why it was the first thing on OPs mind, but it would work with some people!

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alexmisty88 16

Thanks I stole them from the president.

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WholeWheatBread 9

If only it was "Thanks, nice bulge in your pants." Then it would have been REALLY awkward.

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ZombieVampirez 24

That's the greatest flirting of all. You could of said "I like your face" ?

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maelien 5

Did he steal them from the president?

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LyricaSilvan 29

Did he say "I stole them from the president?" ;)

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turtlesokay 14

What if he had said, "I stole them from the president"?

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