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Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML

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bsaucedo 0

who says my tank top was low cut and my cleavage was showing ? my shirt doesnt need to be low cut for a bee to fly in. so you deserve to be run over :)

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Arcterion 0

Lucky kids. :P FYL though.

bonestructure 0

hahaha, a bee being mr.macho,

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ithedarkknight 0

lol i would of been that one kids that still was lookin after mommy said lets go and held my hand to walk like i didnt see anything...

tranekfny 0

ur a idot how does a bee think he mr macho?? and mayb u should wore a bra

bsaucedo 0

tranekfny- no, hunnie, your the idiot . i called the bee macho to make the story funny. you're taking shit to literal . &**** off, i was wearing a bathing suit top and tank top and accidentally pulled my bathing suit down with my shirt cause i have a high fear of bees and panicked . kthanksbyeeee !

bsaucedo 0

ps. and maybe you should learn how to spell :)

day_dreamer123 0

What kind of bee's produce milk? Boo-Bees! Teehee! Anyways yeah FYL that's embarrassing.

MattGil 0

I wish i was the bee, **** the kids.

mehwhateverr 0

I just like the fact that you "Mr. Macho" while talking about the bee. XD FYL.

Pink_ElePhant88 0

Should have worn an "OVER THE SHOULDER BOULDER HOLDER" or in your case "OVER THE SHOULDER APPLE HOLDER"...or PLUM...

epicFAIL_Sometim 0

What's the FML here? You just turne a few kids into men!